For the record this list is a few years old, so some will not be correct...but at one point it was true for people from Norton
You know you're from Norton...
IF:
You know that Glen's is the best place for cheeseburgers and candy...
You've ever spent the weekend on the Knob...
You've ever seen Freddy put Darrell on the hill at a little league game...
You've ever heard last one out of Norton, turn the lights off...
You follow the sports banquet with a dip in the reservoir and brave hypothermia, just because it's there...
You've ever heard sorry it's takin so long honey it's just me and one other girl workin...(for dad)
You think it's awesome to climb a rock with a flag in it...
You can't go anywhere and not recognize someone...
You've ever gone to Wal-Mart on a Saturday night...
You remember that $1.39 got you two scoops of Superman...
You know that Brownie's has nothing to do with chocolate or dessert...
You've given directions in relation to the viaduct or the park...
You don't know about Kentucky Avenue, but Southside is that way...
You know the "hotel" next to the Jefferson will never be finished...
You know what a Snack Shack is...
You've ever played at The Circle...
You've ever watched a karoake contest with 1,000 of your closest friends...
You know that there are no Misses in the Ms. Bosom Buddy pageant...
You've ever tried to get Adam to give you free blizzards...
You remember the Piggly-Wiggly...
Three generations of your family have seen a basketball game coached by Coach Wilson...
Your dad has ever watched a football game from the endzone fence...
You know that the track isn't a track at all...
You know that the Kiwanis Pancake Breakfast is worth getting up for...
You've taken company to eat at the Western Steer...
You've ever played Kuzcko ball...
You ever dished with Donna...
You can tell when there's a race at Bristol because the Jefferson is full...
You know who the library nazi is...
You know who MoonI is...
Your Sheriff runs unopposed every year...
You've seen 3 police cars on scene for a speeding ticket...
You've ever waited for the football edition of the Coalfield...
You eat Indian Meat and you like it raw...
But most importantly, if you were born in one of the greatest little towns in Virginia, and you're damn proud of it, you're probably from Norton.






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